you've got to be kidding me
Female. Student. Writer. Wife. Mother. Artist. Cat owner. Bicyclist. J'apprends à parler français. Attempting to float. Sometimes sinking. Lover of snow, and rain, and the beautiful blue, blue lake. I am weirdly afraid of scissors and knives. I love to cook, hate to iron. I am "haunted by thoughts of sun-drenched elsewhere," and I have this odd feeling that I am destined for some kind of greatness, I just hope it is not of the posthumous variety.
Reblogged from explore-blog on 25-05-2012

“I can’t say it enough times: Stay true to your vision. Remember why you do it… What you do, who you are – that’s your art. That’s all you have.”

Flight of Passage – short film narrated by Beta Band Steve Mason and featuring skateboarder Ben Nordberg. Directed by James Gardner.

(Source: explore-blog)

    24-05-2012

    I like the way it says “Glam Rock” up in the corner, just in case you forgot.

      23-05-2012

      These are also the shoes I wore to my Biology Lab one chilly fall day in 2008. I drove to the service drive parking lot, parked, got on the crowded bus and sat in the side facing seat. When we got to the bus hub, I boarded another crowded bus to get me closer to Kedzie Hall. That one let me off across the street from my destination, so then I had to walk across busy Farm Lane and wind my way through Kedzie until I arrived at my class.
I was bored that day (and every day in that class) because the only thing worse than biology is biology lab. The boy next to me, a cute Korean kid who chatted with me instead of listening to the professor, noticed that I had a hole in my shoe. I laughed and said, “it’s a classic, holes just give it personality.”
 Later I wondered if I had any holes in the other shoe, so I lifted my foot and placed it on the opposite knee and was shocked that I had on a totally different shoe. Left foot:  Converse All-Star. Right foot: humongous New Balance running shoe. Bright white and squeaky clean. Instead of being embarrassed, I sat there trying not to laugh. When class was over, I showed Chun both of my shoes, and he fell over the table, laughing.  How could no one have noticed? Especially me.

      These are also the shoes I wore to my Biology Lab one chilly fall day in 2008. I drove to the service drive parking lot, parked, got on the crowded bus and sat in the side facing seat. When we got to the bus hub, I boarded another crowded bus to get me closer to Kedzie Hall. That one let me off across the street from my destination, so then I had to walk across busy Farm Lane and wind my way through Kedzie until I arrived at my class.

      I was bored that day (and every day in that class) because the only thing worse than biology is biology lab. The boy next to me, a cute Korean kid who chatted with me instead of listening to the professor, noticed that I had a hole in my shoe. I laughed and said, “it’s a classic, holes just give it personality.”

      Later I wondered if I had any holes in the other shoe, so I lifted my foot and placed it on the opposite knee and was shocked that I had on a totally different shoe. Left foot:  Converse All-Star. Right foot: humongous New Balance running shoe. Bright white and squeaky clean. Instead of being embarrassed, I sat there trying not to laugh. When class was over, I showed Chun both of my shoes, and he fell over the table, laughing.  How could no one have noticed? Especially me.

        23-05-2012

        I wore Scot’s shoes bike-riding this morning. Eleven miles in just over an hour. It was a slower ride than usual because when my friend Kim comes we talk. A lot. If we’re talking about something important, we slow down a little. If it’s something funny, we sort of swerve as we lean forward and laugh.

        Still, my thighs got a great work out. The first three miles out is on pavement, then loose limestone (that creates quite a bit of drag) for the next two and a half miles. Today we turned around at the five and a half marker, and headed back the way we came, limestone then the sweet, sweet pavement. This must be what they mean when they say find something that you love to do, then it isn’t work.

          21-05-2012

          This is what my car looks like all summer.

          This is what my car looks like all summer.

            21-05-2012

            Authors are my rockstars

            Authors are my rockstars

              18-05-2012

              "Even Noel Fielding was a complete geeky nerd at one point."
              -My newest mantra, said in the mirror as I put on my makeup
                15-05-2012

                30:43 minutes of pure English delight.

                  15-05-2012

                  A rarely seen photo of Daniel, my GPS. Unlike most systems, mine consists of this man who sits in the back seat of my car with the same bored expression seen here. He drinks a lot, so that, coupled with his deep voice and English accent, we often have trouble understanding his directions.
 “Side road” sounds like “Slid road,” and he has great difficulty pronouncing word “eight.” He makes it sound like it has three syllables, and we almost miss our exit because we’re either laughing, or yelling at him.

                  A rarely seen photo of Daniel, my GPS. Unlike most systems, mine consists of this man who sits in the back seat of my car with the same bored expression seen here. He drinks a lot, so that, coupled with his deep voice and English accent, we often have trouble understanding his directions.

                  “Side road” sounds like “Slid road,” and he has great difficulty pronouncing word “eight.” He makes it sound like it has three syllables, and we almost miss our exit because we’re either laughing, or yelling at him.

                    11-05-2012

                    It took 53 years, but...
                    Me: Most people are so...willing to just accept the status quo. They listen to top 40 radio and act like they like that crappy music. They eat garbage from fast food places or chain restaurants etc.
                    Some guy: You're a hipster snob. eat bio-foods and listen to indie stuff.
                    Me: OMG No one has called me a hipster snob. I am!! I'm a 53 year old hipster snob!!
                    Some guy: Hipsters to me are not the heroes. They are obligatory haters of the mainstream.
                    Me: So, it was an insult? Better yet! Can I post this on my page? I won't mention you.
                    Some guy: Sure post whatever you like
                    BAM
                      11-05-2012

                      All this talk about marriage resulted in me having a dream about renewing vows. In my dream we had to drive an hour away for the ceremony, and when we got there I realized I had left my wedding dress back home. (Now, that doesn’t sound like me!?) We didn’t have time to go back and get the dress, so I draped some big red cloth across one shoulder and headed down the aisle. The weirdest part of this dream? Not gray yoga pants and a red tablecloth as proper wedding attire, but believing that I would still fit into that size 10 dress.

                      All this talk about marriage resulted in me having a dream about renewing vows. In my dream we had to drive an hour away for the ceremony, and when we got there I realized I had left my wedding dress back home. (Now, that doesn’t sound like me!?) We didn’t have time to go back and get the dress, so I draped some big red cloth across one shoulder and headed down the aisle. The weirdest part of this dream? Not gray yoga pants and a red tablecloth as proper wedding attire, but believing that I would still fit into that size 10 dress.

                        17-04-2012

                        "If we were idiots, we would have all kinds of things to watch on television."
                        -Me, channel surfing
                          22-03-2012

                            19-03-2012

                            reason # 749

                            I peeked out the window to see if Pip was done, but he was still humped over, his poop coming out in small sections like old fashioned hot-dogs, the kind that are held together by some kind of string. (He eats all kinds of weird stuff). He took a step forward, but they were still hanging there. Then he strained his bowels, but all that did was make his tail quiver.

                            I left him to it, hoping that these last 12 years with him was a mirage, or a dream like in the TV show Dallas, and I would wake up and think…wow, that was weird. And then tell anyone who would listen, “Guess what, I had a dream that I had a dog who would lie next to my desk and fart. He ate, like, three of my bras, under-wires and all, and two entire jars of Vaseline, numerous pairs of underpants, kitchen towels,some prescription Zyrtec, and a bunch of other stuff I can’t remember.” And then I would smile, because it was just a dream.

                            But no. He started barking like an idiot, so I opened the front door and saw that he had wrapped himself around a couple of the low growing bushes near the front of the house. I put on my sandals and went out there, but I couldn’t untangle him, so I just unhooked his leash and he ran, happy-go-freaking-lucky into the house.

                              28-02-2012

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